June 20, 2011
The Hashtag Dilemma.

by Rich

I thought I’d already put in my 2¢ on this subject, but my name keeps popping up, my tweets are being referenced, so I’d like to, at least on my end, put this to rest.

You will find the logic in my post flawless and beautiful, like a bird in a tree, singing some genius shit on da mic. And you will have no choice but to ignore it, and continue on with the battles you guys have chosen. I, on the other hand, prefer to be done with it.

Step One: Define Hashtag:

http://support.twitter.com/entries/49309-what-are-hashtags-symbols

Step Two:

Acknowledge that the neighborhoods of “Inwood” and “Washington Heights” have a very active social media/twitter/online community, so having to find a hashtag, or several hashtags, to help us find each other online, or to tag certain tweets with a more hyperlocal hashtag to identify tweets relevant to a particular neighborhood, was something that was needed.

Step Three:

Come up with a hashtag for local tweets:

Since Twitter has a relatively limited amount of characters (unlike blog posts, Facebook posts, etc), it’s typical to use acronyms in order to use the space most efficiently. Ideally, the hashtag should be as intuitive as possible, but that’s not always necessary. Sometimes just using the whole name, instead of an abbreviation, is also a good hashtag.

So, short on space? Use an acronym:

ac·ro·nym   

[ak-ruh-nim]

–noun

1.a word formed from the initial letters or groups of letters ofwords in a set phrase or series of words, as Wac  fromWomen’s army Corps, OPEC  from Organization of PetroleumExporting Countries,  or loran  from long-range navigation.

2.an acrostic.

–verb (used with object)

3.to make an acronym of: The committee’s name has been acronymed MIKE.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/acronym

Step Four:

Come up with a hashtag (acronym) for tweets relevant to Washington Heights and Inwood.

Here’s what’s needed:

A hashtag that references a tweet relevant to BOTH Washington Heights and Inwood.

For instance, the Uptown Arts Stroll is relevant to BOTH neighborhoods, so if we want to tweet information about it, then a hashtag that references BOTH neighborhoods would work nicely.

“Blah blah, Arts Stroll, oh lookey art stuff.

#WashingtonHeightsAndInwood”

Wow. That’s a shitty tag. You can use up half your Tweet space using that thing, eh?

Hmm. What can we use instead? Well, some of us folks have been interacting with other locals from BOTH Washington Heights AND Inwood for quite a few years now, before Twitter even existed.

And what did we use? WaHI? Why?

Because when the rest of the online community was ignoring our local area, one person, Eduardo Gomez, took it upon himself to form a local blog to deal with issues and events relevant to BOTH of our local communities.

Thus the name WaHI.

WaHI = (Wa)shington (H)eights + (I)nwood.

It’s a great, short little acronym that includes BOTH neighborhoods.

That’s where it originated. That’s where it came from.

Now, as local Twitter use started to gain momentum, some Twitter users were (sorta) complaining that some tweets were confusing, because the hashtag used (#WaHI) tagged a tweet as relevant to their particular community, when in fact it wasn’t. 

If I recall correctly, this happened around the time when there was a local fire in Inwood, but people kept tagging the tweets related to the fires as #WaHI.

So the Washington Heights resident asked why there wasn’t a more localized hashtag so there would be less confusion.

The local online community was asked to come up with ideas.

I, along with some others, suggested #WashHts.

The idea being that:

#WaHI: Would be the tag for tweets relevant to BOTH communities.

#Inwood: Already in use, would be for tweets relevant to MOSTLY Inwood.

#WashHts: Would be used for tweets relevant MOSTLY to Washington Heights.

Problem is, people are lazy. You, me. Your mom. But especially you.

So people start doing this:

“Tweet tweet blah blah

#WaHI #Inwood”

or this:

“Tweet tweet blah blah

#WashHts #WaHI #Inwood”

These are all redundant hashtag procedures. #WaHI already includes #Inwood.

Now, why do people keep doing this?:

#1: Because they keep thinking that WaHI means “Washington Heights” only.

They’re wrong.

#2: Because even though some people know that it does include Inwood, they use it because #WaHI has gained so much use, they want to reach out to those familiar with the hashtag.

This is likely to continue, even after you’ve read my undeniably gorgeous logic, because:

#1: You can’t be bothered to read my long-winded ass posts, and I write like a trained asshole monkey

#2: You have been caught up in this ridiculous hashtag drama, and don’t want to appear to take sides

#3: You’re one of those lazy people I just mentioned not too long ago.

Step Five:

Dispel all the myths, legends, falsehoods, mistakes, misunderstandings and everything else about these hashtags.

This article, which was written by my good friend Claudio, and which fanned the flames of this absolutely ridiculous hashtag drama, is absolutely, 100% completely wrong in it’s assumptions of the origins of the WaHI name.

http://uptowncollective.com/2011/04/29/dispatches-from-hillside-the-washington-heights-hashtag-affair/

Quotes from the article:

“I started a club called the “Wahi & Inwood Brunch and Supper Club.”

The name chosen is redundant.

“WaHI” (with a capitalized “I”) already includes the “Inwood” part.

Therefore, he named his club the ”Washington Heights/Inwood & Inwood Brunch and Supper Club”.

Redundant.

Quote:

“I thought that Wahi would attract more people than WashHts because it identified with a certain segment of the population – the new population.”

This is a false assumption. It was the old segment of the online population that was using WaHI. The “new population” just did what happens naturally; they adopted what they saw was already being used.

Claudio expressed a dislike of the hashtag “WaHI” based on a false premise.

Tell me otherwise.

Another individual, and good friend of mine, Led Black, also jumped in on the debate.

To use the quote provided by @UptownHoops, which gets right to the meat of his view on the subject:

“My whole issue with #WaHi is that it is not a real entity, it doesn’t refer to an actual place, called by that actual name. Conversely, it has the odor of one of those words created to negate something else. A catchphrase that thrives virtually but not IRL.

Whether it was created by a real estate agent or Eduardo Gomez, WaHi, in my humble estimation, is a moniker without substance.”

— Led Black, Editor of Uptown Collective

He is absolutely, 100%, undeniably entitled to his subjective opinion.

But it must be 100% clear that this is ONLY that; an opinion. There is zero fact in that statement. His analysis of the acronym #WaHI is based on his own personal interpretation of what he thinks it means.

I, personally, using my own opinion, based on my own personal, subjective observations, totally disagree with his opinion.

The only “odor” I detect is that of age. WaHI has been around for a while. And it’s a pretty efficient little fellow. And it happens to be short, which made it great for it’s purpose as a hashtag.

I propose that the rest of his statement is neutralized, at best, and contradicted, at worst, by his adoption of the new hashtag in town, that of #WHIN.

WHIN is the SAME EXACT THING as WaHI. Four letters to describe two neighborhoods.

There is no difference. None. At all. You can take Led’s quote, and switch out #WaHI for #WHIN, and you couldn’t tell the difference.

It doesn’t mean what Led is saying is wrong. Just that his premise for why he dislikes #WaHI is inconsistent if he’s ok with #WHIN.

(Not just Led. Anyone that has adopted this line of reasoning for choosing WHIN over WaHI).

WHIN is also not a real entity. It also doesn’t “refer to an actual place, called by that actual name”. It was created to ‘negate’ something else. (a perception of what WaHI means). It’s also a catchphrase that thrives ‘virtually, and not in real life’. And so on and so forth.

Manhattanspeak, also having an opinion on the matter, has had a few things to say about it:

Quote:

“A question nobody has the balls to answer publicly: why is #WHINbetter than #WaHI if they both mean the same exact thing?”

It isn’t better. It’s also not worse. It’s just different. Therefore, it doesn’t matter.

If people want to use WHIN because they have a misguided idea about what WaHI means, then more power to ‘em.

If people want to use WHIN because they think they’re gonna differentiate themselves from WaHI by using a different hashtag, then more power to ‘em.

If people want to use WHIN because they’re doing it to annoy you, or they want to pay homage to Charlie Sheen, or they want to be different, or whatever other 12,573 reasons they’re using it, then more power to ‘em.

If people want to use WHIN because they feel it’s a better hashtag, and it better represents them, or their goals, then more power to ‘em. That’s how the internet works. That’s how ideas work. They either remain relevant, or they die off. As individuals, we often have little say in the matter. As a collective, we say much.

Them using WHIN has not affected my ability to communicate, share, express, or interact with my local community in any way, shape or form whatsoever.

What has affected it is this dragging on of this hashtag dispute. Of the need for one side or the other to prove their point, while never really putting effort into their argument, but just wanting us to accept their viewpoint by fiat.

If the majority of the online/social media/twitter community suddenly started using #WHIN to identify tweets relevant to BOTH Washington Heights and Inwood, then I’d start using it, too. That’s how irrelevant I think the hashtag is. 

But for now, as far as I’m personally concerned, #WaHI is the hashtag I associate most with both neighborhoods.

#Inwood is the hashtag I associate most with Inwood tweets.

#WashHts is the hashtag I associate most with Washington Heights tweets.

#WHIN sounds cheesy to me. It sounds like Whine. As in whiney. Which I guess in some ways it’s perfect.

It also sounds like the still fresh corpse of Charlie Sheen’s #Win #WINNER meme, which, as one might imagine, I have little motive to want to be associated with a druggie idiot who ruined his own career and proved how unfunny and unentertaining he was live on the internet.

But who cares what I think? I’m just one person. And that’s just my opinion on the matter. No more important than anyone else’s.

Step Six:

Reach the inevitable conclusions:

#1) If your opinion about a hashtag is based on a misguided/misinformed premise, then your resulting conclusions about that hashtag are misguided/misinformed.

#2) If you are trying to use, or not trying to use, a hashtag because other people that use it bother you, or you don’t like them, then you are absolutely free to do so. But dragging the fight out in public is not conducive to harmony in our community, and only brings about more bad vibes as people who are friends with all the parties involved feel frustrated, confused, or, more likely, let out a collective moan for having to hear about it for another day.

#3) If you are willing to let something as ridiculous as a difference of opinion on a hashtag become motive to divide us, then that motive needs to be called into question.

If you are not willing to personally engage the people with whom you have a disagreement with, but instead use passive aggressive messages, or indirect puyas, then at least be honest and state that you are more interested in the fight than in the resolution.

I have yet to see a genuine effort on behalf of anyone involved in this to actually engage the other side. None. All I see are statements made by both sides as indirect opinions of what the other side actually means or intends. That is the quickest way to get no where.

#4) If you are not willing to respond to my statements directly, but instead decide to attack me personally, or to take me completely out of context, or start tweeting passive-aggressive puyas at me, or so on and so forth, then let it be noted that you have no interest in actually exploring a resolution, or interest in bringing down the rhetoric that’s dividing us, and that the rest of the online community should take that into account when deciding, on their own, what to make of all this.

While I may be long-winded, or a jerk or loud mouthed, or whatever, I believe that at least I put the effort to be objective, and fair, and open-minded about these issues.

I try to openly express my disagreements on hashtags/politics/whatever with Led, Claudio, Zaida, Tony, Jason, Chris, and everyone else that I care about, and do so publicly, on Twitter, on Uptown Collective, on your blogs, etc, because I’m confident in the argument I’m making, and at least I’m willing to be proven wrong in public, because at the end of the day, it’s not about me being right, but about me learning from all of you guys.

Maybe there isn’t even the need to be “proven right or wrong”. Somethings subjective opinions are to remain just that: subjective opinions, and therefore, not facts, or ‘truths’.

But I can’t help but wonder why my arguments are not ‘argued’.

Instead, they’re either ignored, or simply dismissed all together.

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I believe there is talent, and intelligence, and positive energy, and excitement about our local potential.

But I believe some of you guys are completely and totally responding to this hashtag debacle in the wrong way. It’s only bringing about negative vibes, it’s changing no one’s mind, and it’s balkanizing our community into awkward cliques.

It’s ridiculous. It’s really ridiculous.

I made my stupid little video about Inwood not long ago. And at the end of that video was a series of shots of all the local talent, artists, bloggers, residents and beautiful people that make up my neighborhood.

And at that time, and when you all first watched it, we were excited, and anticipating what was going to happen, and how we were going to harness all the energy and creativity we possessed to make ourselves, as individuals, and as a collective, into something better, and use it to unify our voices for art, local politics, and the issues that concerned us.

Instead, now we’re shooting spitballs across the schoolyard.

Well, fuck that.

I have no interest in that. And have no reason to lose faith in that original potential.

I’m gonna just allow myself, and allow others that are like-minded, to be drawn to each other, naturally, as it happened once before.

And I’m gonna allow the negativity, and passive aggressiveness, and fighting to be marginalized, and ignored, naturally, as it happens in every community that’s drawn to unity, rather than conflict, as it’s always happened.

Now, if you can disagree with me on any particular point I’ve made, in the context I’ve made it, and want to discuss/debate me on it, then please, feel free to do so.

I’d be happy to do it publicly, privately, over a beer, on a mic,  on a stage, in your living room, at the park, with others around, with no one else around, etc.

If you don’t like what I had to say, and just want to call me an asshole for saying it, then I could’ve saved you the effort and told you that myself.

My motive is to bring the conversation into the open, and invite and engage all of you to participate. If you say you have no interest, then you’re saying you only have an interest in hearing yourself talk, and don’t care about what anyone else has to say.

I’m willing to engage you guys. I’m willing to rationally, and in a civil tone, discuss this, and end it. I’m not willing to keep up and waste time and energy rehashing old, disproven arguments. And Im certainly not willing to choose sides, because that’s juvenile.

Your move.

June 14, 2011
Citizen Safety Patrols: Worth it?

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There has been another rash of assaults against women in the past few days. This has once again prompted what is becoming a familiar pattern:

Locals are expressing outrage on Twitter, Facebook, and other Social Media Outlets.

Frustration and anger and snarkiness take over the timelines.

“Criminals beware, we’re gonna type the shit out of something!”

Anywhoobabooboo, so now we, the citizens, are pissed. And as the local police and the local political monkey bench scramble to dodge the flying poo aimed their way, and prepare their Bill Clinton Bottom Lip of Concern for the press conferences, we scramble to take charge of the situation, and to show unity instead of fear. And I’m all for that. I think it’s absolutely vital that locals do not sit around and wait helplessly (and frustratingly) for Espy and Jackson’s Avatar and whatever other local pol wants to hop on the Concern Bandwagon to notify us that, yeah, once again, there are no resources, and man I can’t even fake it anymore. You know the drill.

What I don’t think is an effective strategy is a Citizens Patrol.

As someone who was an active participant in the last incarnation of the Citizen Patrol, I’d like to offer some examples why:

1) You can’t do shit.

That’s right. You can’t do anything. What are you gonna do, jump in between an assailant and his victim? You’re gonna rescue her?

No. You’re gonna gasp in horror, and hopefully not fumble dialing 911 on your cellphone, and bake some cupcakes to kill the time while the cops show up long after the assailant committed his crime and finishes the scratch-off tickets he stole from that lady’s purse.

Sure, there were a few of us that would definitely jump in and beat the living daylights out of this guy, but by few I mean 2 or 3 at most. And who could blame ya? You have a kid, a job, a life. You gonna put it at risk?

Don’t get me wrong. I’m not trying to come across as courageous. If anything, our behavior is foolish. But where and how I grew up, I can’t just stand by and watch some shit go down. I see a lady getting mugged, that dude is in for a classic Washington Heights/Inwood beatdown. (Ask the idiot that tried to steal a woman’s purse on Cooper street some time ago. That mofo found Jesus real quick).

Point is, you can’t do anything. The cops will tell you that. The politicians will tell you that. Your rational, intelligent conscious would tell you that. And you should probably listen.

2) Shit might happen to you.

Word gets out that a group of little “snitches” are walking around town ready to yippity yap, and next thing you know, as you’re walking in a group ‘protecting your hood’, a bottle flies at your skull, and a group of 12 thugs in white t-shirts and accompanying machetes tell you to “get the fuck out of their hood”.

What do you do? Use your kung-fu skills to round-house kick the bottle in mid-air back to their face and then take their moms out on a date just to spite them?

Right.

3) Making it official makes it more ineffective than ever.

Last time we reformed the Citizen’s Patrol, and tried to make it legit with the local police and politicians, what happened?

They killed it.

They killed it with paperwork and countless rules and we started tripping over t-shirt colors and it died. Remember? It died.

The authorities can’t do their job. But they don’t want you taking up the slack, either. 

They don’t want to appear to authorize any ‘misbehaving’ on our part.

They don’t want to get sued if something goes wrong.
They want us to have special training.

They don’t want to… yeah. You know this drill, too, dontcha?

So, Mr. Cynical Party Pooper, what CAN we do?

“(and why are you such a dick? We like our Patrol. It sounds cool. “Citizen Patrol”.
We gonna patrol stuff all patroly-like. Why you gotta shout it down?)”

Well, here’s what you’re gonna do!

You already know. You’re already doing it.

Own the park. Own your street. Own your hood.

Hula hoop in groups. In the morning, and at midnight.

Go star hoppin’ with Jason in the Baseball fields and deep in the hills.

Walk your dogs with your friends. Just walk with your friends, period.

Play catch. Run really fast from Mr. Bennett and his Muscle Golf Cart of Penistude.

Walk around and take pictures.

Sit in the benches and draw.

Walk with friends for a late night walk around the park in nicely sized groups.

Fly a kite. Rollerblade. Ride a bike.

It’s simple: An empty park is a dangerous park. Don’t give it up to them.

You don’t have to join some group that will eventually disband because of lack of effort or organization or paperwork or mismatched t-shirts, and then feel awkward when you can’t show up to the next patrol walk or feel obligated to walk with someone you think is a jerk in meatspace.

You’ll only be “obligated” to do the things you already enjoy doing. Just do them more consistently, and in groups.

You’ll still be as effective as any Patrol, can still perform the same “duties” (calling 911, being an extra set of eyes, being a physical presence) without calling attention to yourselves unnecessarily, either from the authorities, or the lack-of-authorities.

Ironically, the one’s who are likely to see Police Action will probably be you law-abiding citizens, as you continue to be harassed by cops for not having a permit, or hula hooping in some entitled douchebag’s view of the park, or celebrating your kid’s b-day with a little table and some balloons, or carrying a tripod or playing a game of chess.

Meanwhile, the in-your-face drinking of liquor, the unleashed pitbulls trained to be as big of a jerk as their douchemaster owners, the thugs harassing joggers, the idiots zooming by on illegal motorbikes, and all the other selective enforcement of park rules and regulations will continue as usual.

I know this sounds cynical, but believe me, it’s not. It’s just that I think it’s pointless to employ strategies we already know have failed.

So maybe it’s time to change it up.

Change our strategy.

Change the people in charge.

Change our attitude towards each other.

Change our fear into effective action.

I know this doesn’t sound as cool and as Headline-Grabbing as

“INWOOD PATROL TO REGROUP AFTER RECENT ASSAULTS”

but at least it’s real, it’s effective, and the best part is, most of us already do this stuff.

Let’s just do it together.

April 20, 2011
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

Video of Parks Dept official kicking people off the fields, justifying it by saying that we are not allowed to play on the fields “because they are wet”.

A) The fields were not really that wet.

B) A few minutes later, a Parks Dept official was driving a full size truck onto the fields, to keep kicking people off the fields. In a full size truck. Over the exact field they’re saying we’re ruining. So… kids sneakers on field: BAD. Giant tires from 50 ton truck: Good.

C) There were no signs *anywhere* that stated ‘playing on wet fields is prohibited’.

D) Everyone has seen the baseball teams play in wet fields, even during ongoing rain.
That pretty much indicates that either that ‘wet field’ regulation is a total farce, or that it’s selectively enforced. Which sucky option do you prefer?

E) These park officials are notorious for not knowing the rules and regulations they’re supposed to enforce. They never seem to ‘be sure’ or know what the actual rules are. No, seriously, ask them.

They’re also apparently ignorant of the law, which in fact does allow me to record “public officials”.

Either he knew better, or was lying in order to intimidate me. I believe it is apparent that his strategy did not work.

Look, can we just call it what it is?

The baseball organizations don’t want non-official kids using their fields, because they like to have their grass and fields nice n’ neat for their personal use. There’s money exchanging hands, and they feel ‘more’ entitled to the baseball fields than the general public.

Guess what? I too would like to have my public park nice n’ neat for our use. But these games bring dozens of people who sit on the benches, leave lots of trash behind; blast obnoxious music; baseball players urinate on the fences, trees, etc; not to mention dog owners, some of who actually volunteer their own time, as well as their own money, to maintain the dog run, that have to dodge flying baseballs. They also invite down-low vendors of alcoholic beverages into the park, as park officials turn a blind eye. You know who let me onto that little tid bit of info? One of the down-low vendors who was pissed off that he just happened to get kicked out of the fields minutes before I did.

(There’s a lesson there about biting the hand that sells you Coronas on the dee-low, kid).

All the time, year after year, we watch Parks Dept officials and local politicians tell us “there’s nothing they can do” about:

• Kids racing motorcycles in the crowded park trails
• Thugs smokin’ and drinkin’ with unleashed pit bulls
• All the trash and noise caused by the baseball games, and the lack of fencing to protect us against falling foul balls that hit people and dogs in the dogrun, and kids in the playground
• Etc etc etc

But the menace to the park are hula hoopers, chess players, dudes with tripods, nice people who walk their dogs and people wielding deadly sandwiches and blankets?

April 19, 2011
Every day, more and more of these games where university students (I assume from Columbia, though I have not verified this) take up nearly the entire ‘soccer’ field are taking place. Do they have official ‘permits’ to play here?
Since they clearly have way more than 20 people there, are they also obligated to have permits?
If I wanted to play some soccer or catch with my nephew, could I just walk to the field and play there, being that apparently I can’t play on the actual baseball fields if the day’s weather happens to be a bit too much on the moist side?
Can I go to the universities facilities and use their space instead, since their students are using up the public space?
Can the students use their own facilities to play their university games?
I often see their fields empty, but very well lit throughout the night.Why can’t they use those fields instead?
Is this how the universities ‘reach out’ and by ‘reach out’ meaning ‘reach out and grab yo shizznit’?
Is that field part of the brochure package the university uses to sell diplomas to their nice school?
Yet another organization takes a lot more than they give back, acting entitled to public lands.
Seeing the pattern yet?

Every day, more and more of these games where university students (I assume from Columbia, though I have not verified this) take up nearly the entire ‘soccer’ field are taking place. Do they have official ‘permits’ to play here?

Since they clearly have way more than 20 people there, are they also obligated to have permits?

If I wanted to play some soccer or catch with my nephew, could I just walk to the field and play there, being that apparently I can’t play on the actual baseball fields if the day’s weather happens to be a bit too much on the moist side?

Can I go to the universities facilities and use their space instead, since their students are using up the public space?

Can the students use their own facilities to play their university games?

I often see their fields empty, but very well lit throughout the night.
Why can’t they use those fields instead?

Is this how the universities ‘reach out’ and by ‘reach out’ meaning ‘reach out and grab yo shizznit’?

Is that field part of the brochure package the university uses to sell diplomas to their nice school?

Yet another organization takes a lot more than they give back, acting entitled to public lands.

Seeing the pattern yet?

April 19, 2011
Take a look at that sign.
Take a look at how much park space is behind the ‘point’ of that sign.
It’s not prohibiting loud music, or gambling, or drag racing.
It’s prohibiting picnics. You know, where you sit down with your family on a blanket, and eat some yummy samiches?
Who authorized that sign?
Who petitioned to have that sign put there?
As one of the members of the tax-paying public, do you like the idea of being banned from picnicking in a public park?
Is this sign the end of picnicking, or the beginning of shutting out local residents from freely using the park, little by little, zone by zone, regulation by regulation?

Take a look at that sign.

Take a look at how much park space is behind the ‘point’ of that sign.

It’s not prohibiting loud music, or gambling, or drag racing.

It’s prohibiting picnics. You know, where you sit down with your family on a blanket, and eat some yummy samiches?

Who authorized that sign?

Who petitioned to have that sign put there?

As one of the members of the tax-paying public, do you like the idea of being banned from picnicking in a public park?

Is this sign the end of picnicking, or the beginning of shutting out local residents from freely using the park, little by little, zone by zone, regulation by regulation?